Monday, November 5, 2007

We Rock SO Hard

Today, there was a story in the DM that rocked my face off so hard that I had to say something about it. Apparently, the music fraternity on campus has been suspended for hazing.

Now, I like to think that I am very knowledgeable about what goes on at my Great American Public University, but I had no clue we even had a music fraternity, let alone that any music fraternity in any realm of the universe was capable of hazing someone. What on earth could that possibly entail? Forcing people to listen to Barry Manilow, like they did with Manuel Noriega (which, by the way, was a strategy that was tried again in Australia this summer)? Or was it more traditional hazing, like they made you binge drink then lick the bottom of their shoes or something? Did they beat the crap out of pledges? And who they hell would do that to get in the bloody music fraternity?

I have to be honest; I'm really intrigued by this whole thing. And again, it further sustains Ole Miss' status as the number 2 party school in the country (we also have the number 9 college newspaper, according to Princeton Review, which is a completely tangential subject, but also pretty awesome). We party so hard that even the music fraternity is put on suspension.

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